"My God, Helen," Joyce exclaimed as she bumped into her old friend on the street, "you've lost so much weight, I almost didn't recognize you."
"It's my boyfriend," Helen sighed. "He insults me terribly and doesn't let me eat."
"For heaven's sake, why don't you dump him?"
"Oh, I'm going to-just as soon as I lose ten more pounds."
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