Clarifying for the nice officer.

Cop needs a workout?

High five!

High Five, Mr. Officer...

Police are getting out of hand

We know it's not ALL police officers, but there are far too many resorting to violence against non-violent protesters these days. This girl posed him no obvious threat. Remember, Mr. Cop - that could be YOUR daughter someday.

Close call and a foot chase

Keystone Cop - Poor Guy Needs a Partner!

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Not Thinking!

Joke - Cop Stop

A cop pulled a man over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walked up to the driv­er's window and asked, "You drinkin'?"

"That depends," the driver said. "You buyin'?"

Joke Time

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The officer asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The officer replied, "its square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the officer. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Joke Time

Two men were driving through West Virginia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.

The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in West Virginia, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in West Virginia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and he gives the guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know your type." the trooper says. "Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say,"I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me".